you know what i don’t get? when like, people write romance stories where two characters are so in love w each other its all magnetism, but they? don’t even have fun together? or are even nice to each other sometimes?
“our love could level a thousand mountains and conquer a million cities”
ok but… are you even… like….. friends????
ovur:
People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now
mfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger !
we should just do each others dishes more. there is no punchline at the end of this text post. dishes suck and they’re often the first thing that falls to the wayside when someone is depressed, or having a bad time, or just plain busy. i cannot tell you how many times i have just had my glass of wine or a joint standing at the kitchen sink - sure, we could sit on your couch, but if we’re just going to talk and vibe anyway, i might as well do these for you. it’s an act of simple love. i never feel more grateful than for the people who come into my home and share domesticity as friendship. it’s neither a burden nor a chore to help; theyre not my dishes. they’re yours. and we can do them together.
male AITA posts are like “theoretically, if i spent all of our earnings on an alienware gaming laptop, would i be the asshole? note: she works, i keep an eye on our cat” and womens AITA posts are like “mother in law literally stole my toddler”
dark one direction what makes you hideous
Call me controversial but being tumblr mutuals with someone does not make you friends no matter how many vent posts of each other’s you like. You guys have to be aware that unless you both agree that you are friends you need to treat them with the respect you would a stranger. Be respectful of their boundaries, don’t assume you can make jokes at their expense.
you deserve people who listen to you ramble. you deserve people who love it when you’re excited, when you’re happy. you deserve people who check up on you and wish to see you well, people who not only accept you for who you are - but rejoice in it.
Deborah Poynton - Ruin, 2020
Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”
optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv:
“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!”
- the alien from Alien (1979)
she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.
She was thinking it though.




